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Fine Trimmed Hedge - Unisex T-Shirt

Fine Trimmed Hedge - Unisex T-Shirt

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Some landscape gardeners let their underbrush flourish. Others prefer a well defined path. Showcase your love for a neatly trimmed bush with the exclusive Fine Trimmed Hedge t-shirt.

Whether you're heading to a concert, running errands, or lounging at home, this Fake Band* t-shirt by promises to keep you comfortable and cheeky.

Size guide for Unisex T-Shirt

This incredibly soft Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex tee is a classic tailored crew neck. Choose from White, Heather Columbia Blue, and Navy. Also available in Slim Fit and Relaxed Fit.

  Chest Length
S 34"-37" 28"
M 38"-41" 29"
L 42"-45" 30"
XL 46"-49" 31"
2XL 50"-53" 32"
3XL 54"-57" 33"
4XL 58"-61" 33.5"
5XL 62"-65" 35"

Backstory

Members of Fine Trimmed Hedge - a band that never was but should have been - probably grew up in neighbourhoods with names like Ivy Path and Petunia Park. Their never heard hits include the Shear Delight, Mowning, and Hedge Fun Baby. Name submitted by C. Dheere.

Playlist

What would a Fine Trimmed Hedge gig sound like? Imagine the 80s art rock of Kate Bush. Add some Florence + The Machine. Slip in The xx and package it up with sister group HAIM and you'll get the idea.

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